Hardcore Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

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May 21, 2012

Cowabunga, asshole.

Michelangelo Ice Cream Tattoo

Picture Michelangelo Ice Cream Tattoo

April 06, 2012

If you want dessert, you need to finish your turtle soup first.

TMNT Villains Pong Table

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March 30, 2012

"You decorated your beer pong table with the villains from an 80's children's cartoon show? AND you brought a pack of Coors Light twistoffs? Take me now." – zero girlfriends

Bebop and Rocksteady Cosplay

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March 13, 2012

With these two on the streets, no toitle is safe.

Shredder's "I Want You" Recruitment Poster

Picture Shredder's "I Want You" Recruitment Poster

June 13, 2011

My friend Dave paid his way through college on a Foot Clan scholarship.

Battle-Damaged Foot Ninja Art

Picture Battle-Damaged Foot Ninja Art

April 15, 2011

Join the Foot Clan! Go to new places, meet interesting turtles, get killed by them.