Dorkly Bits: Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough

original Dorkly Bits: Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough

August 15, 2011

Speed runs save lives.

Dorkly Bits: Sonic Meets With His Agent

original Dorkly Bits: Sonic Meets With His Agent

July 12, 2011

The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.

Article Gamebook: 5 Sonic Status Updates

January 13, 2011

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Dorkly Bits: Sonic and Tails' Air Bubble Trouble

original Dorkly Bits: Sonic and Tails' Air Bubble Trouble

December 28, 2010

The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.

Article Sidekick Woes

November 1, 2010
  1. Producer

    Alright, we're ready for this, a new Sonic and Tails game-

  2. Tails

    Wait, Sonic and Tails? Like, Sonic first?

  3. Producer

    Yup. You're a great sidekick kid.

  4. Tails

    Oh, okay. I don't know, I just figured, you know, I was in charge.

  5. Producer

    You?

  6. Tails

    Yeah. You know, a flying fox. That's pretty bad ass.

  7. Producer

    Well, yeah, but-

  8. Tails

    Also I'm immortal. Every time I die I fly back in like, what, five seconds? That's awesome!

  9. Producer

    I don't think you get it. Sonic is really fast.

  10. Tails

    We're aware I am equally fast, right? I can spin-dash too. Oh, and hey, I also, fly. That's pretty cool. So maybe I should be first…

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