July 12, 2011
original Dorkly Bits: Sonic Meets With His Agent
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
Article Gamebook: 5 Sonic Status Updates
December 28, 2010
original Dorkly Bits: Sonic and Tails' Air Bubble Trouble
The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.
Article Sidekick Woes
- Producer
Alright, we’re ready for this, a new Sonic and Tails game-
- Tails
Wait, Sonic and Tails? Like, Sonic first?
- Producer
Yup. You’re a great sidekick kid.
- Tails
Oh, okay. I don’t know, I just figured, you know, I was in charge.
- Producer
You?
- Tails
Yeah. You know, a flying fox. That’s pretty bad ass.
- Producer
Well, yeah, but-
- Tails
Also I’m immortal. Every time I die I fly back in like, what, five seconds? That’s awesome!
- Producer
I don’t think you get it. Sonic is really fast.
- Tails
We’re aware I am equally fast, right? I can spin-dash too. Oh, and hey, I also, fly. That’s pretty cool. So maybe I should be first…
