1. The Avengers
Tweeting faster than a speeding bullet.
So? He can talk to fish. FISH!
There's no villain more terrible than a bad economy. Well, maybe Lex Luthor.
I was upset my parents never had superheroes at my birthday parties. Not anymore.
Guys, I know union rules and everything, but Red Skull is out front just eating babies. Just poppin' em in his mouth like candy. He's got a whole bucket. Guys?
Meanwhile, the Joker killed 500 people.
"She shot me in the leg! She shot me in the- awww, who can stay mad at her?"
It's super awkward.