And that's how I became a lawyer. And what did you say you did again?
Oh, I'm a street fighter.
I fight people on the street. Street fighter.
No. Well, sometimes. Okay, often. But sometimes I fight other super fighters. Like my best friend Ken.
You fight your best friend?
Yes. Also my enemies, though. That part makes more sense.
And you do this exclusively on streets.
Well, sometimes in arenas, or secret labs. But yeah, often we fight on streets. Like, definitely more than actual fighters should be.
Maybe you should do something more important. Than, like attacking hobos. Do you make anything from this?
Picture M. Bison's DeskOctober 25, 2010
Turns out he's not the "World's Greatest Boss," but he is the guy who beat someone up and stole their mug.
Finally, a nerdier version of the Sailor Moon theme song.
original Dorkly Bits: Ken is CheapOctober 20, 2010
If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.
Article Ryu's First DateOctober 18, 2010
Picture Guile's BroomOctober 12, 2010
You can buy these in a combo pack with Hadoucanteens.
This is more American than apple pie, baseball, and bald eagles combined.
Picture Ryu Gets CockySeptember 23, 2010
I'm not entirely sure what this means, but it sounds cool.
Picture Ryu Performs "Hoboken"September 22, 2010
On the way, make sure you stop at Guile's "Sonic Drive-Thru."
Playlist Hip Hop For NerdsSeptember 17, 2010
They didn't grow up on the streets of Compton, but they did grow up on Streets of Rage.