video Starcraft Medic Has a Great Attitude
August 02, 2010What she lacks in experience she makes up for in being chipper.
Article Terran Blues
July 27, 2010
- Marine
Alright, here we go!
- Command Center
Good luck, marine.
- Marine
Yeah! These other marines don't know what they're up against.
- Command Center
Ooh…about that…
- Marine
What? Do they have Firebats? Vultures? We have some too, so-
- Command Center
We're fighting alien monsters.
- Marine
What?
- Command Center
An evil swarming hive-mind of monsters. They hatch from eggs. A lot of them shoot spikes or acid, or something. I figured someone would have told you.
- Marine
Wow, uh, nope. They never mentioned the horrible, horrible monsters. In fact, they barely mentioned me being a marine. I'm an astronaut. That's why I'm in freaking space.
- Command Center
Yeah, you should have thought about that before you accepted those 50 minerals, science boy.
- Marine
Okay, so space monsters. Wow. I guess we, we can out smart them, right?
- Command Center
Well in theory. They tend to just rush and kill things. And there's also a race of alien robot geniuses. We have to fight them too.
- Marine
Can't we work with them?
Picture Siege Tank Rush
July 27, 2010"It's cool, I've got like 3 bunkers with four marines each. Count em'. FOUR."
Picture Starcraft Meets Baseball
July 27, 2010He's always conflicted when the Oakland A's play the Protoss.
Video Starcraft in 5 Minutes
July 27, 2010This will catch you up on the story, but won't stop you from getting destroyed by 12-year-olds on battle.net.
video Starcraft Pylon Mix
July 27, 2010You must construct additional pylons to BREAK IT THE F**K DOWN. By: http://www.youtube.com/user/ChaosJon1
video Starcraft Troopers
July 27, 2010Because Starship Troopers and Starcraft weren't similar enough already.
