Picture Starcraft Marine Runs for City Council
May 10, 2011Impressive costume, but what's he doing to get the Zerg vote?
Article Terrans Are Inefficient
- Marine
Okay, Zerglings and Mutalisks coming. With me, Siege tanks, and Missile Turrets? This should be pretty easy.
- Siege Tank
Okay, I'll handle the Zerglings.
- Missile Turret
And I'll handle the Mutalisks!
- Marine
Cool! And I'll…I'll shoot at both.
- Siege Tank
Great. Good deal.
- Marine
Wait. Can't you guys also shoot at both?
Video Starcraft II: Lego Siege Tank
April 21, 2011He didn't have enough minerals, so he settled for Legos.
Video Starcraft Love Song
April 19, 2011In order for love to grow, you must construct additional pylons.
Picture Starcraft Ghost Cosplay
March 02, 2011Wanted: Terran soldier. Must be able to harness psionic potential to battle Zerg forces AND look good in heels.
Article Zealots Need Work
February 23, 2011
- Zealot
Alright, let's do it! For Auir!
- Stalker
Yeah, let's-wait, are those swords?
- Zealot
Beam swords! Yeah!
- Stalker
Back up. Aren't we super advanced aliens?
- Zealot
Yup.
- Stalker
Why do we have sword?. Even the humans have guns. Not swords. Guns. You'd think we'd get that figured out by now…
