Two suns above Tatooine means you catch twice the rays.
Video Jedi CondomsAugust 16, 2012
Protect yourself and your force-skin.
Rebels never say die!
Picture Creepy C-3P0 Tape DispenserAugust 14, 2012
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating my crotch without getting weirded out is approximately 3,720 to 1.
She may not look like much, but she'll get your clothes to the cleanliness they need to get to.
Picture Baby DroidsAugust 06, 2012
"We seem to be made to be adorable. It's our lot in life."
He's fluent in over six million forms of drivin' the ladies crazy.
He's returned from a galaxy far, far away.
Picture Star Wars Punk VestJuly 31, 2012
Kids today, always listening to the Sex Blasters and smoking death sticks.