1. The Avengers
The police are all standing off camera, not sure whether or not to get involved.
I'll never forget Uncle Ben's last words to me "With great power comes grrrBRRRRRAAAAIIIIINNNNSSS"
Useful for comic-book conventions and cheering your favorite #3-ranked sports team.
Whoa, so Spiderman was a pretty lady this entire time? I need to update my fanfiction RIGHT NOW.
His spidey senses are tingling, but that's probably from inhaling exhaust fumes.
We're almost eternally grateful.
"We guarantee your tongue will tingle Spidey-style!"
He'd fight some crime, but that would only make the ghost of Uncle Ben proud.