Space: The Final Frontier For Slacking Off.
Slow 'n steady is for n00bs.
Eat your heart out, cast of Armageddon.
Video Sonic Does a ThingNovember 14, 2012
It's all fun and games until someone starts drowning.
Now THAT'S a MBILF.
Bonus Trivia: Sonic is so fast, he was able to watch this video in three seconds.
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original Robotnik's New NicknameOctober 22, 2012
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
Video Blonic the RestaurantOctober 22, 2012
Hedgehog?! I have no idea what you're talking about.
Video Sonic For Hire: JoustOctober 17, 2012
Sonic and pals get old schooled.