Sonic For Hire: Chrono Trigger

Video Sonic For Hire: Chrono Trigger

February 25, 2013

Sonic's running out of time.

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Knuckles, The World's Worst Racing Competition

Video Knuckles, The World's Worst Racing Competition

February 25, 2013

The Tortoise and the Hare was more of a nail-biter than this.

Filed Under   sonic   knuckles
Someone Made a "Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Characters" Video

Video Someone Made a "Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Characters" Video

February 22, 2013

Gotta run (as far away from this video as humanly possible) fast.

Filed Under   sonic   wtf
Meet Metal Sonic

original Meet Metal Sonic

February 13, 2013

He's the fastest machine around, not the quickest thinker.

Comic If All Videogame Characters Were Pokemon

By Andrew Bridgman and Andy Kluthe / February 6, 2013

If All Videogame Characters Were Pokemon - Image 1


If All Videogame Characters Were Pokemon - Image 1
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Sonic For Hire: Space Chicken

Video Sonic For Hire: Space Chicken

January 31, 2013

Shoot for the moon – even if you miss, you'll die horribly in the void of space.

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Sonic For Hire: Falco

Video Sonic For Hire: Falco

January 25, 2013

In space, no one can hear you barf.

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Comic What Sonic Should Actually Look Like

By Andrew Bridgman and Andy Kluthe / January 24, 2013

Sonics New Look - Image 1

Sonic's Getting Desperate

Picture Sonic's Getting Desperate

January 23, 2013

He'll do anything for another chili dog.

Article Pwn Up: Elegy of Nerdiness

By Andrew Bridgman / January 18, 2013

Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to dorklypwnup at gmail.

Pwn Up: Elegy of Nerdiness - Image 1
When my brother and I were little, our parents would send us to bed early and interrupt our gaming sessions. We did not approve of this, so often we would wait until our parents went to sleep at the other end of the house before we got up and played again. I have fond memories of things such as beating Sonic Adventure: DX on the Gamecube right around dawn. And always with the sound off. I missed out on some great music just to ensure my parents never woke up.-Mitchell

I was taking the SAT and on one of the questions asked me to define the word "elegy." I guessed the answer was "a mournful song or poem, usually relating to death", thanks to the Elegy of Emptiness. Thanks for getting me into college, Majora's Mask.-Jason

After Pokemon X & Y were announced, I got so excited that I decided to go out and buy a used copy of Pokemon Diamond, the only generation I still hadn't played yet. When I booted up the game, the old save file showed a playtime of 115 hours, and a Pokedex count of 493. That's every single Pokemon in the game up to that generation. And to top it off, the person named their character Dawn, keeping it true to the original.

I sat there for ten minutes, unable to bring myself to erase such a magnificent save file. The thought of it made me feel so guilty, I even contemplated returning the cartridge to the store and getting a different one. But I finally pulled the plug. I erased the old data and started a new game, and as a memorial to the old owner, I named my character Dawn.-Kevin

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