Sonic's running out of time.
The Tortoise and the Hare was more of a nail-biter than this.
Gotta run (as far away from this video as humanly possible) fast.
original Meet Metal SonicFebruary 13, 2013
He's the fastest machine around, not the quickest thinker.
Shoot for the moon even if you miss, you'll die horribly in the void of space.
Video Sonic For Hire: FalcoJanuary 25, 2013
In space, no one can hear you barf.
Picture Sonic's Getting DesperateJanuary 23, 2013
He'll do anything for another chili dog.
Article Pwn Up: Elegy of Nerdiness
Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to dorklypwnup at gmail.
I was taking the SAT and on one of the questions asked me to define the word "elegy." I guessed the answer was "a mournful song or poem, usually relating to death", thanks to the Elegy of Emptiness. Thanks for getting me into college, Majora's Mask.-Jason
After Pokemon X & Y were announced, I got so excited that I decided to go out and buy a used copy of Pokemon Diamond, the only generation I still hadn't played yet. When I booted up the game, the old save file showed a playtime of 115 hours, and a Pokedex count of 493. That's every single Pokemon in the game up to that generation. And to top it off, the person named their character Dawn, keeping it true to the original.
I sat there for ten minutes, unable to bring myself to erase such a magnificent save file. The thought of it made me feel so guilty, I even contemplated returning the cartridge to the store and getting a different one. But I finally pulled the plug. I erased the old data and started a new game, and as a memorial to the old owner, I named my character Dawn.-Kevin