Sonic's Fanbase Has Broken This Poor Child

Video Sonic's Fanbase Has Broken This Poor Child

December 05, 2013

I see you drivin' 'round town with the hedgehog I love, and I'm like "FRICK YOU" (ooo-ooo-ooo)

Realistic 3D Sonic Animation

Video Realistic 3D Sonic Animation

December 03, 2013

You can almost smell the chili-dogs.

Filed Under   Sega   cgi   animation   sonic

Article Pwn Up: Friendship is Tragic

By Jake Young / November 18, 2013

Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to dorklypwnup at gmail.

Pwn Up: Friendship is Tragic

 

So back in the day my friends and I were having a Halo 2 match using nothing but shotguns and sniper rifles. We were all playing at my house and it was all on one TV. As such screen peeking was an issue, but as friends we tried not to peek in order to keep it competitive. I had found a great perch to snipe from and was doing my best when I noticed buddy Michael's player had stopped moving. I couldn't help myself and looked at his screen only to notice that he had a shotgun pointed right at someone's head at point blank range. By the time the light bulb flicked on and I realized what was happening I was dead. Now here's the kicker. In the game he had snuck up behind me, put the barrel right against my head, and then in real life he turned and waited for me to notice. Only when he saw my expression change did he blow my head off. In hindsight it was hilarious, but in that moment I got pissed and punched him in the shoulder as hard as I could.....and dislocated it. We popped it back in, but we decided to take a break from Halo for a while.

 

-Tyler

Filed Under   the sims   pwn my life   sonic   mario party   knuckles   pwn up
Existentialist Sonic Cosplayer

Picture Existentialist Sonic Cosplayer

November 07, 2013

I think, therefore I fast.

Filed Under   cosplay   sonic   wtf
Luigi Blazes Through Sonic Generations

Video Luigi Blazes Through Sonic Generations

October 29, 2013

That'll do, Sonic Mod Community, that'll do.

Filed Under   mod   sonic   luigi   mods
Something's Wrong with this Sonic Hot Air Balloon

Picture Something's Wrong with this Sonic Hot Air Balloon

October 29, 2013

I can't quite put my anus on it...

Filed Under   Sega   sonic   wtf
Fantastic Dr. Robotnik & Sonic Art

Picture Fantastic Dr. Robotnik & Sonic Art

October 21, 2013

I am the Eggman.

Filed Under   Sega   sonic   eggman   dr. robotnik
Sonic Ice Cap Zone Get A Capella-ized

Video Sonic Ice Cap Zone Get A Capella-ized

October 07, 2013

Starring Sonic the Chillhog and Miles "Tunes" Prower.

Filed Under   sonic   music   acapella
Hard Rock Sonic CD Intro Remix

Video Hard Rock Sonic CD Intro Remix

October 04, 2013

The year was 1993, and Sonic the Hedgehog WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER ACCORDING TO EVERYONE.

Filed Under   Sega   sonic   music
Yoshi the Hedgehog

Picture Yoshi the Hedgehog

October 03, 2013

Now you're flutter-jumping with attitude!

Filed Under   yoshi   Sega   nintendo   sonic