Picture Sonic at SonicApril 16, 2013
There's no food faster.
I can't believe the cake-makers messed this up so badly I said chocolate frosting.
Picture Sonic's Getting DesperateJanuary 23, 2013
He'll do anything for another chili dog.
original Sonic, Lord of the RatsNovember 27, 2012
Save the vermin, ruin the world.
original Sonic Meets Original Fan CharactersSeptember 04, 2012
He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).
Picture Sonic the Hedgehog: The MovieAugust 24, 2012
I hear John Goodman's great as Robotnik.
Picture George Lucas' Terrible SecretJune 11, 2012
The Star Wars movies have just been funding his grudge against a speedy hedgehog.
He's scraping the bottom of the exploding barrel.