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The Sonic Hedgehog Cartoons Predicted It Perfectly...

Picture The Sonic Hedgehog Cartoons Predicted It Perfectly...

April 10, 2014

Dear Sonic Fans: we're sorry we called you all weirdos and not "professional television writers".  

Filed Under   sonic   wtf
This Sonic Rap is Infectiously Off-Key

Video This Sonic Rap is Infectiously Off-Key

April 08, 2014

It's so bad, yet so catchy, yet SO BAD...  yet SO CATCHY.

Filed Under   sonic   rap   sic ill

Article 7 More Videogame Worlds It Would Seriously Suck To Live In

By Andrew Bridgman / April 2, 2014

1. Civilization

6 More Videogame Worlds It Would Seriously Suck To Live In

Welcome to your new civilization! As a citizen of this new society, you will be ruled by an immortal god-king with complete control over every aspect of your life and the entire civilization. Also, you will be more or less in a state of constant warfare with the rest of the world. Building ANYTHING takes decades upon decades. If you're one of the unfortunate few who's drafted into the war effort, you may very well end up being a spearman or a horseback rider stuck battling a friggin' TANK.

Oh, and you're always in danger of being nuked by Gandhi - or if you happen to live in Gandhi's civilization, always in danger of being retaliation-nuked by EVERYONE ELSE who Gandhi just started  a nuclear war with.

 

2. Sonic the Hedgehog

6 More Videogame Worlds It Would Seriously Suck To Live In

The world of Sonic is generally pretty terrible - everything is divided into insanely-dangerous, completely incongruous 'zones' - from lava-filled ruins to a world of enormous casinos to a place that's just nothing but pollution. And odds are you're going to be a tiny forest critter who's subjected to one of two fates: either being locked in a capsule, waiting desperately for anyone to come by and press a button to release you (hopefully they come fast enough) or getting a sweet robot-body and inevitably having it destroyed by an out-of-control enormous hedgehog whose body is essentially covered in blades. You're nothing but a pawn caught between groups of beings trying to collect super-gems that will give them Dragonball Z knockoff powers.

And while humans DID become part of the Sonic mythos later on (not including Dr. Robotnik, who was bizarrely the only human present for the first couple games in the series), life isn't gonna be much better for you. In fact, there's a pretty good chance you'll be kissing anthropomorphic hedgehogs before you know it. 

Filed Under   the sims   oregon trail   sonic   civilization
Sonic Is Getting ACTUAL Legend of Zelda DLC

Video Sonic Is Getting ACTUAL Legend of Zelda DLC

March 26, 2014

Time to get the Chaos Triforce.

Filed Under   Sega   nintendo   zelda   sonic   wtf
GIF of the Day: Attack on Spinball

Picture GIF of the Day: Attack on Spinball

March 24, 2014

♫ Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Hedgehog! ♫

Who Would Win In a Fight - Luigi or Tails?

Video Who Would Win In a Fight - Luigi or Tails?

March 23, 2014

Which Player 2 is Number 1?

Filed Under   mario   sonic   luigi   tails   screwattack
Brazil's Mario & Sonic Parades Are Insane

Picture Brazil's Mario & Sonic Parades Are Insane

March 10, 2014

Nontindo's Murio and Sego's Sanic the Hadgehog - together at last!

Filed Under   mario   sonic   wtf   brazil
The True Story of How Sonic Was Created

Video The True Story of How Sonic Was Created

March 03, 2014

This is completely 100% accurate. Good thing they were filming this.

Filed Under   Sega   sonic
Handmade Sonic Pinata is a Derpy Wonder

Picture Handmade Sonic Pinata is a Derpy Wonder

February 28, 2014

All your friends will love Sornic the Hoodgehahg!

Filed Under   Sega   sonic   etsy   pinata