Well, we finally did it. An immense, unbelievable story, full of action, dragons and fighting. It's the most dramatic, action-packed game in American history.
Great! Can you cook?
Right, like in the game. Can you cook?
You're missing the point. See, you're fighting dragons and-
Add cooking. And there's a dragon language, right?
Also a written language. The dragons need a written dragon language for some reason.
Someone's getting a dragon soul in their stocking!
They were all on the naughty list.
Article How Skyrim Was Born
Picture Skyrim Christmas Tree TopperDecember 21, 2011
May all your stockings be filled with dragon bones.
FUS RO D-agh! ACK! ACK! cough cough
A man only needs two weapons. His fists.
Comic The Skyrim Dilemma
Video Skyrim Dance PartyDecember 16, 2011
Ain't no party like a Stormcloak party.
Video Ordinary Day in SkyrimDecember 15, 2011
It's a world of possibility. And glitches.
Picture Taking a Skyrim Joke Way Too FarDecember 14, 2011
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I dedicated my life to memorializing terrible jokes."