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Article Sega Gives Xbox Some Advice
May 4, 2010- Sega
What's the matter with you Xbox?
- Xbox
Oh, hi Sega. I'm just feeling down because Wii has sold like a billion units lately.
- Sega
That goddam Nintendo. Did I ever tell you how I had the first CD drive?
- Xbox
Yes, like a million times.
- Sega
Well, I did and it was marvelous, really revolutionary – it was years ahead of its time.
- Xbox
I'm sure it was. But it just sucks because these days everybody wants to excercise while they play video games.
- Sega
That's a bunch of mularky. Video games weren't meant to be excercise. In my day if kids wanted to excercise they had to turn us off and go outside, and none of this hard drive bullshit – no there weren't even memory cards – they were lucky if we gave them a save code …
- Xbox
Yeah ok, but anyway like I was saying, the real problem is the nunchuk controller. I can't compete with that.
