original Dorkly Bits: Rejected Sega IntrosMarch 01, 2011
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
video Sega Urinal GameDecember 16, 2010
Forget the Kinect, now you REALLY are the controller.
Picture WTF Sega AdOctober 21, 2010
I play Sega twice a day!
Video Sega Office PrankAugust 13, 2010
Dear Sega, feel free to prank me any time.
Remember when Sega could make fun of Nintendo? Good times.
video Relax with SonicMay 25, 2010
Pour yourself a glass of fine wine, pull up your favorite chair and chill out with the fastest thing alive. See more by Doc Future: http://www.viddler.com/explore/docfuture/
Picture Zero Wing Conquers FarmvilleMay 13, 2010
All your farm are belong to us.
Article Sega Gives Xbox Some AdviceMay 4, 2010
What's the matter with you Xbox?
Oh, hi Sega. I'm just feeling down because Wii has sold like a billion units lately.
That goddam Nintendo. Did I ever tell you how I had the first CD drive?
Yes, like a million times.
Well, I did and it was marvelous, really revolutionary it was years ahead of its time.
I'm sure it was. But it just sucks because these days everybody wants to excercise while they play video games.
That's a bunch of mularky. Video games weren't meant to be excercise. In my day if kids wanted to excercise they had to turn us off and go outside, and none of this hard drive bullshit no there weren't even memory cards they were lucky if we gave them a save code
Yeah ok, but anyway like I was saying, the real problem is the nunchuk controller. I can't compete with that.