Yippee ki yay, metatarsel fracture.
Ho ho holy sh*t that was dark.
We hope it's more fun than the Ouya, which we can all admit was a terrible pen.
To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny, assuming my skin doesn't melt off first.
Remember when they told you not to stick a fork in the toaster? Well this is what happens.
We get it, you guys are good at... science... stuff.
If videogames are good for you, I am prepared to become an immortal
Be kind to science geeks, they have all the lasers.
There's something appealing about a festive decoration being condemned by the Geneva Conventions.
Bad news for all you budding supervillains out there.