Article Max Payne's Morning Schedule

By Andrew Bridgman / November 27, 2012

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6:00 – Wake up, hungover from a night of drinking whiskey and remembering painful memories.

6:01 – Vomit, providing melancholy narration between hurls.

6:15 – Breakfast! Half a grapefruit, some Raisin Bran, and a handle of the cheapest whiskey available.

6:45 – Stare mournfully at a photo of Mona and Rose

6:55 – Stare joyfully at a photo of the handle of whiskey he just drank

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