Sauron has many spies with many eyes... but only one of them is a bajillion feet tall and on fire.
Free bagels on Friday (or "bread rings" as Linda likes to call them)
Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Picture The Chocolate-y Eye of SauronJanuary 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."
Picture Sauron Made of Tolkien BooksDecember 06, 2012
It's the Dark Tower of Barad-wûrds.
One does not simply catch some helpless, slow, dim-witted hobbits
If he can't have the One Ring, he'll at least have great cheesecake in a fun family atmosphere.
Picture Creepy LOTR Sauron CosplayAugust 09, 2012
Sauron sees everything that goes on in the rumpus room.
He shall not pass Algebra.