Free bagels on Friday (or "bread rings" as Linda likes to call them)
Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Picture The Chocolate-y Eye of SauronJanuary 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."
Picture Sauron Made of Tolkien BooksDecember 06, 2012
It's the Dark Tower of Barad-wûrds.
One does not simply catch some helpless, slow, dim-witted hobbits
If he can't have the One Ring, he'll at least have great cheesecake in a fun family atmosphere.
Picture Creepy LOTR Sauron CosplayAugust 09, 2012
Sauron sees everything that goes on in the rumpus room.
He shall not pass Algebra.
I think my girlfriend's hinting towards something