Video Metroid Lore in a MinuteJuly 26, 2012
Spoiler: no one knows why Samus wears a bikini.
Just like in my fan fiction, except without Pokemon and Dr. Who.
Picture Video WarsMay 31, 2012
Use the Game Genie, Samus.
Picture Samus the SamuraiMay 07, 2012
If you don't beat the game within 10 minutes, she is honor-bound to commit seppuku. In a bikini!
Video Miyamoto's AngelsDecember 09, 2011
Featuring Reggie as Bosley.
Picture Ultimate Bounty Hunter TattooOctober 04, 2011
He suffers from multiple mercenary disorder.
Picture Amazing Zero Suit Samus ArtSeptember 21, 2011
"Wait. SAMUS IS A GIRL!?"
Picture Pixelated Metroid CosplaySeptember 07, 2011
The costumes are great but the graphics in the background are even better.
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.