Insane Civilization Rap

Video Insane Civilization Rap

December 16, 2013

This guy drops rhymes like Gandhi drops nukes.

Filed Under   music   rap   civilization

Article Rapping Shop Owners, Item Rentals, and Destroying Evil: Our Review of the New Zelda Game

By Andrew Bridgman / November 15, 2013

Review: The Legend of Zelda A Link Between Worlds


What You Need To Know About The Legend of Zelda - A Link Between Worlds:

  • The map is a near identical recreation of the Hyrule from A Link to the Past, for better or worse. It's fun to come back to a familiar world with new twists added to it, but at the same time there's less sense of discovery.

  • You get to rent and purchase pretty much all the big items you would normally get through the course of a normal Zelda game (hookshot, bow & arrow, etc.) at the beginning of the game AND IT IS AMAZING.

  • Instead of having a magic meter and item collecting (set number of bombs, arrows, etc.), you have one single general meter for magic and items that automatically refills AND IT IS AMAZING.

  • A mother and father who seem very worried about the whereabouts of their young child don't seem to be too concerned when you tell them that their child is a magic sage who is now in a dimension separate from our own to help destroy an ancient evil, which is weird.

  • There's a rapping shop owner.


Filed Under   zelda   rap   reviews   dorkly review   link between worlds

Video GTA V Rap

September 19, 2013

A song too hot for San Andreas radio stations.

Filed Under   grand theft auto   music   rap   gta v
NSFW Pokemon Rap

Video NSFW Pokemon Rap

August 26, 2013

From Brooklyn to Pallet Town.

Filed Under   rap   pokemon   nsfw
The Animal Crossing Rap

Video The Animal Crossing Rap

August 14, 2013

I got 99 problems and a lying, no-good art dealer is all of them.

Filed Under   music   rap   animal crossing
Yordle's Paradise: An Epic LoL Rap

Video Yordle's Paradise: An Epic LoL Rap

July 31, 2013

Choose your Champion for maximum rhymes.Got weak MCs? Psh, get with the times.

'Watch Dogs' Rap

Video 'Watch Dogs' Rap

July 16, 2013

I got 99 problems but a hack ain't one.

Filed Under   music   rap   watch dogs
The Mario Rap

Video The Mario Rap

June 24, 2013

Spittin' more fire than a piranha plant.

Filed Under   mario   rap   jimmy fallon
"Game of Thrones" Ultimate Birthday Rap Battle

Video "Game of Thrones" Ultimate Birthday Rap Battle

June 10, 2013

A cake of icing and fire.

Filed Under   music   rap   game of thrones

Article The Dorklyst: The 8 Worst Videogame Raps in Marketing History

By Andrew Bridgman / April 26, 2013

Since the beginning of videogames, one thing has been clear: marketing executives have no idea what the appropriate time would be to use rap in commercials and advertisements. Or how rap should sound. Or what it should be about. But "having no idea what we're doing" has never stopped an executive, so terrible/awkward raps became one of the cornerstones of the videogame ad industry. These are the 8 worst raps in videogame marketing history.

8. Supersonic Controller

The Supersonic Controller had a lot of hurdles this commercial tried (and failed) to leap: selling a wireless controller when the technology wasn't good enough to make that work, selling a controller shaped like a triangle (great shape for pizza, terrible shape for a controller), and convincing you it would work for the Nintendo – even though it was a third-party non-Nintendo-approved hunk of plastic that would embarrass MadCatz.

And what better way to stumble through this all than with a family-friendly rap (thus defeating the main appeal of rap in the 80's)? The problem is (besides being awful) that the rap can't even muster up the self-confidence to sell itself. They actually include the line "It will do." It's essentially saying that it gets the job done, but "Meh, It Works, Sorta" isn't exactly the ringing endorsement they thought it was.

Filed Under   rap   the dorklyst   dorklyst