Time to kick some splash.
Picture Lunchtime With PikachuJuly 17, 2013
"Finish your meal or you're sleeping in the ball tonight."
Picture Pokemon's Misty Is CheechJuly 17, 2013
Lay off the rare candy a little, okay Misty?
Picture Starburst Wrapper CharmanderJuly 17, 2013
Keep a Full Restore handy in case this gives you diabetes.
There's always a lot of grumbling whenever a new generation of Pokemon games come out primarily that Nintendo is scraping the bottom of the PokeWell and coming out with ridiculously stupid designs for Pokemon, like ice cream cones and ghost swords. But the truth is that Nintendo has always included incredibly dumb Pokemon designs (with some even dumber names), ever since the very beginning. Here are 8 first generation Pokemon that are dumber than anything that came after.
Pitch: "Hey, you know what's crazy? Computers. What about a computer program Pokemon? Yeah, sure it can exist in the real world, even though it's explicitly made of virtual polygons."
Porygon's an incredibly dumb idea for a Pokemon. It's literally made of programming code, but it somehow interacts with the physical world. In other words, it makes no sense at all and Nintendo just thought it would be neat to have some kind of Pokemon to take advantage of the "computer" fad that was sweeping the world.
How Lazy Is The Name: It's like Polygon, but we replaced the L with an R for some reason. Possibly to sound like an incredibly racist impression of a Japanese person? We can only hope.
Picture JHall Comics: JoylessJuly 12, 2013
Go to heal.
Comic Eevee's Newest Evolution
You gotta draw 'em all.
Video Pokemon Call-In PrankJuly 10, 2013
May Arceus save you.