December 01, 2010
Picture Charmander Cake
It better be Squirtle's birthday, otherwise nobody's blowing those candles out.
Article Pokemon Doesn't Make Sense
- Ash
Hey Pikachu, do you mind jumping in your poke-ball for a while?
- Pikachu
Pika?
- Ash
It’s just that, well you kind of binge ate Halloween candy for the past couple weeks and gained some weight. My back can’t handle it anymore.
- Pikachu
P-Pika-P.
- Ash
For the last time, I don’t understand what you’re saying. You repeat the same three syllables over and over, how am I supposed to know what you’re talking about?!
- Pikachu
Pika-P-Pika-chu!
- Ash
What did I just say! Just get in the goddamn ball or learn how to speak English. You don’t see Brock carrying Onix around in his back pocket.
- Brock
Hello? Who’s there?
Article 7 Videogame Cocktail Recipes From The Drunken Moogle
See more videogame recipes at The Drunken Moogle. And submit your own drink recipe to the Dorkly Facebook page for consideration!
Metroid (Metroid Cocktail)
Ingredients:
1/2 shot Bacardi Big Apple Rum
1/2 shot Coconut Rum
1/2 glass Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid (or Kool-Aid)
A little less than 1/2 a glass Sprite
3 Strawberries
Directions: Shake the two rums and Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid and pour into a lowball glass. Add the Sprite for a bit of flavor and carbonation. Drop in three strawberries as a garnish. If you choose, you can use your ice beam freezer to cool the alcohol before you make the drink.
Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog shot)
Ingredients:
1 part grenadine
2 parts Menthomint Schnapps
4 parts Blue Curacao
Directions: Pour in the grenadine first. Then layer the Mentholmint schnapps and Blue Curacao on top, in that order. Take it down faster than the Blue Blur himself.
Article Professor Oak Isn't a Good Professor
- Professor Oak
Ah, Red, you’re back. Did you study the mating habits of the Wigglytuff?
- Red
Professor, we have to talk.
- Professor Oak
About the Poke’dex-
- Red
What kind of professor are you?
- Professor Oak
Excuse me?
- Red
You know that level five poke’mon are really, really low, right?
- Professor Oak
Well-
- Red
And three of them is not a lot of Poke’mon for a world famous professor to have. At first I was like, “oh, wow, a Poke’mon!”. It turns out there are lots and lots of Poke’mon.
- Professor Oak
Yeah, well-
- Red
What, you never saw a Rattata? They’re everywhere. Level eights. Here, I got you twelve.
- Professor Oak
Why, the Poke’dex must have helped-
November 04, 2010
video Dude is Pumped About New Pokemon
"I want to see a Pikachu f**k a Gyarados." - This guy





