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1. Ash

   Hey Pikachu, do you mind jumping in your poke-ball for a while?

2. Pikachu

   Pika?

3. Ash

   It’s just that, well you kind of binge ate Halloween candy for the past couple weeks and gained some weight. My back can’t handle it anymore.

4. Pikachu

   P-Pika-P.

5. Ash

   For the last time, I don’t understand what you’re saying. You repeat the same three syllables over and over, how am I supposed to know what you’re talking about?!

6. Pikachu

   Pika-P-Pika-chu!

7. Ash

   What did I just say! Just get in the goddamn ball or learn how to speak English. You don’t see Brock carrying Onix around in his back pocket.

8. Brock

   Hello? Who’s there?

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Metroid (Metroid Cocktail)

Ingredients:
1/2 shot Bacardi Big Apple Rum
1/2 shot Coconut Rum
1/2 glass Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid (or Kool-Aid)
A little less than 1/2 a glass Sprite
3 Strawberries

Directions: Shake the two rums and Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid and pour into a lowball glass. Add the Sprite for a bit of flavor and carbonation. Drop in three strawberries as a garnish. If you choose, you can use your ice beam freezer to cool the alcohol before you make the drink.

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog shot)

Ingredients:
1 part grenadine
2 parts Menthomint Schnapps
4 parts Blue Curacao

Directions: Pour in the grenadine first. Then layer the Mentholmint schnapps and Blue Curacao on top, in that order. Take it down faster than the Blue Blur himself.

1. Professor Oak

   Ah, Red, you’re back. Did you study the mating habits of the Wigglytuff?

2. Red

   Professor, we have to talk.

3. Professor Oak

   About the Poke’dex-

4. Red

   What kind of professor are you?

5. Professor Oak

   Excuse me?

6. Red

   You know that level five poke’mon are really, really low, right?

7. Professor Oak

   Well-

8. Red

   And three of them is not a lot of Poke’mon for a world famous professor to have. At first I was like, “oh, wow, a Poke’mon!”. It turns out there are lots and lots of Poke’mon.

9. Professor Oak

   Yeah, well-

10. Red

    What, you never saw a Rattata? They’re everywhere. Level eights. Here, I got you twelve.

11. Professor Oak

    Why, the Poke’dex must have helped-