Article Twas The Night Before GTA IVMay 4, 2010
'Twas the night before GTA IV and all through the dorm,
not a student could sleep, anticipating the following morn.
With their laptops a'glow they laid awake in their beds,
while visions of ghostriding motorcycles danced in their heads.
All papers were turned in weeks before due,
and all absences saved for this gaming debut.
The hallways were empty, the RAs were gone,
they camped out at Best Buy 'til it opened at dawn.
So I stared out my window and gazed at the stars,
dreaming of beating pedestrians and stealing cop-cars.