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Picture How to Make Pizza 1-UpsOctober 24, 2013
Now we know why Mario stays so chubby despite the fact that he runs everywhere.
Picture Garrus Grabs Some 'ZaAugust 14, 2013
Nothing like a fresh pie to reward you for stopping an ancient race from destroying all organic life in the galaxy.
Picture Millenium PizzaJuly 10, 2013
It made the Kessel Delivery Route in under 12 parsecs.
Comic Microsoft's New Strategy
If you asked a kid what their favorite things were, odds are you'd hear a lot of them say "pizza" and "videogames." Really, most adults would say the same thing because pizza is (arguably) the best food there is, and videogames are the best things to do while eating food or not eating food. So combining the two seems like a natural fit and while many have tried to cash in on our collective love of dough combined with sauce and cheese over the years, only a few have done it memorably. These are the 10 Tastiest Pizzas in Videogame History.
10. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
There's a lot of super weird things going on in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. There's an upside-down castle. There's a goofy librarian sitting by himself in a library filled with ghosts and demons that he doesn't seem to notice. Hell there isn't even a symphony. But the weirdest thing may be the fact that there are a lot of fast food items popping up around the castle, including "New York style pizza." Given that Castlevania takes place in 1797, it seems unlikely that "New York style pizza" would be readily available in Dracula's castle back then, or even exist at all. But since Dracula does have the wizard (hilariously-named wizard, more specifically) Shaft helping him out, maybe it's possible that time and space have been bent to allow some pizza into the mazelike castle. If you hate unnatural magic powers back then, odds are you too would use them to resurrect Dracula and get a fresh Lombardi's pie.
Picture The Son of RadioactivityApril 01, 2013
It's a good thing Leonardo da Vinci invented pizza.