Unfortunately, she was kidnapped for 39 of their 40 years of marriage.
Never settle for Player 2.
Picture Princess Peach in Mario WarfareJanuary 26, 2012
Who needs to be saved now?
Video Sh*t Princesses SayJanuary 10, 2012
Those mushrooms are making her fat.
Video Miyamoto's AngelsDecember 09, 2011
Featuring Reggie as Bosley.
Picture Sportal EnemiesNovember 22, 2011
Keep your friends close and your enemies in go karts.
Sorry Mario, but our princess is kind of a jerk.
Maybe they aren't getting enough liquids.
Never insult another woman's plumber.
Video Peach and Zelda Catch UpJanuary 12, 2011
Would you rather be trapped in a castle or a relationship?