Picture Mario Took His TimeMay 31, 2013
I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess doesn't need your lazy ass anymore.
Picture Hipster PeachMay 07, 2013
Rescue her as fast as your fixed-speed bike will take you.
Picture The Death of a HeroApril 08, 2013
What goes 1up, must come 1down.
Picture Badass Princess PeachJanuary 31, 2013
She's going to kick Bowser's ass into another castle.
Picture Kill Bullet BillDecember 04, 2012
"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the shells you've lost. They belong to me now."
Picture Badass Mario & PeachNovember 13, 2012
"It's a-me your worst nightmare."