Picture Keyboard Jacket
March 22, 2011Baby, you can press all my buttons. Except… no, not ctrl+alt+del! No! NOOOO!
Picture 8-bit White Mage PC Mod
March 01, 2011"Can someone cast Haste on my hard drive? It's running a little slow today."
Picture Amazing Optimus Prime Case Mod
February 25, 2011I might get some fans or something, though. The Matrix of Leadership runs a little hot.
video Guy Breaks Computer After Girlfriend Deletes His WoW Character
June 10, 2010At least he still has his "wonderful" girlfriend.
video Team Fortress 2 Pyro Song
June 10, 2010Honestly, the Medic's relationship with the Heavy was a little too one-sided.
Article State of the Sim City
June 7, 2010
- Advisor
Mr. Mayor — I think we should talk about some of the complaints the citizens have had lately.
- Mayor
Like what? Actually, wait one second – I'm gonna summon a monster attack.
- Advisor
See – that's exactly what I'm talking about. You need to stop pressing the "Monster" and "Earthquake" buttons. Actually, we should probably have them uninstalled altogether.
- Mayor
Listen: I was elected to this office –
- Advisor
You created the town and have been running it for over 100 years with no elections.
- Mayor
Same difference.
- Advisor
Not really. There've also been some questions about your immortality, but we'll get to that later. First off, I think we should consider moving the nuclear power plant away from all the residential zones. Especially because you can't seem to stay away from the "Meltdown" button.
- Mayor
Ugh, but if we move it away, it could cost over $90 in extra power lines! How am I supposed to explain that to the community?
- Advisor
If we're talking about the budget, we should probably think of giving the fire department more than $0 funding a year. The fire at the airport has been raging for almost six years.
- Mayor
Oh sure, then the police department will start asking for more money too!
- Advisor
I doubt it, sir. Against the constant begging of the citizens, you still haven't built a single police station or hired any officers. If you'll look at the chart, the areas in red are where crime is the worst…
