Comic Videogame Companies Are Your Friends

By Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman / August 20, 2012
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Filed Under   sony   Sega   nintendo   blizzard   valve   microsoft   EA   zynga   activision
Glued

Video Glued

August 14, 2012

Play outside? How are you supposed to defeat Bowser there?

Filed Under   mom   nintendo   gamers

Article Disappointing Videogame Facts

By Andrew Bridgman / August 13, 2012

The Wii series (Sports, Fit, Motion, etc.), which has spanned about 6 years, has sold approximately triple the entire Legend of Zelda series, which has spanned 25 years.
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Filed Under   nintendo   facts   disappointing
Super Smash Party

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August 13, 2012

They're having a brawl-nighter.

Article The Dorklyst: The 20 Worst Commercials In Videogame History

By Andrew Bridgman / August 10, 2012
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Videogame advertising should be almost impossibly simple: all anyone needs to hear is that it's a videogame, it's fun to play, and…that's it. "Videogames are fun, you should buy this one because look how fun it is!" Nothing more is necessary. But maybe it's because of the utter simplicity needed that marketing for videogames gets so weird – to set your videogame apart, maybe the ad should be a surreal journey into a bizarre, trippy, nonsensical world?

The answer to that question is "no, really you shouldn't do that, that's just confusing", but don't tell the gaming industry that, because they're pretty committed to it. Here are the worst videogame commercials of all-time.

20. Sega CD

You know when you're watching TV and a guy comes on and starts berating you about something and you have an IQ of 35 so you're incapable of speaking other than grunts and…well, relatability is probably not the goal here. The goal is to show how the weird, bad graphics of the Sega CD will cause a wind tunnel in your home and briefly turn you into a skeleton and finally turn you into the Joker. "Sega CD" is a pretty disappointing answer to how he got those scars.

Filed Under   sony   Sega   nintendo   the dorklyst   commercials   microsoft
Nintendo Console Masters

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July 30, 2012

Their armor protects them against social interactions.

Filed Under   nintendo   consoles   wtf
The Last Console of Krypton

Picture The Last Console of Krypton

July 27, 2012

Ever notice how Nintendo and Super Nintendo are never in the same room at the same time?

NoPUNintendo

Video NoPUNintendo

July 23, 2012

Wii endorse these puns.

Filed Under   nintendo   kirby   mario   link   pokemon   puns
NES Buttons Tattoo

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July 20, 2012

Do the Konami code when you take your pulse and you'll live forever.

Filed Under   nintendo   nes   tattoos
Nintendo's The Adventurers

Picture Nintendo's The Adventurers

July 12, 2012

It's-a we.