Things Aren't Going Well in the Thousand Acre Woods

Picture Things Aren't Going Well in the Thousand Acre Woods

March 22, 2014

Oh bother.

News Reporter Does An Incredible Parody of 'Let It Go' On Air

Video News Reporter Does An Incredible Parody of 'Let It Go' On Air

February 25, 2014

Your local news just got Frozen'd.

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Are Videogames Too Violent? 1993 Edition

Video Are Videogames Too Violent? 1993 Edition

November 13, 2013

Those were the days...

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Ghost Hunters Think "The Cake Is a Lie" Is The Work of Ghosts

Video Ghost Hunters Think "The Cake Is a Lie" Is The Work of Ghosts

November 03, 2013

And who wrote "I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE"? Sounds like the work of aliens to me.

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Article Valve's Big Announcement Predictions

By Andrew Bridgman / September 24, 2013

Last week, Valve previewed three major announcements they would be making throughout the course of this week: one on Monday, one on Wednesday, and one on Friday. There has been much speculation about what these announcements would be, although Valve has dropped considerable hints towards what they might be. Yesterday, it was announced that they would be releasing their own operating system, known as SteamOS. Our analysts have looked at the clues and rumors that are swirling around the net to give you this in-depth analysis of this announcement, as well as what to expect on Wednesday and Friday.

 

Monday

Valves Big Announcement Predictions

Confirmed: SteamOS

Analysis: This Linux-based operating system (which will be available at no cost) will allow Steam-users to experience their gaming library on their living room TV screen in an easy, convenient manner. This appears to be laying the groundwork for something much bigger. Which brings us to...

 

Wednesday

Valves Big Announcement Predictions

Prediction: SteamBOX

Analysis: Finally, a dedicated piece of Valve hardware that can compete with next-gen consoles, but with the added edge of running Steam. We know that Valve has long wanted to produce their own piece of hardware, and Gabe Newell has even teased the idea for months. The public knowledge that Valve hired a hardware engineer a few months ago all but confirms their clear interest in making this product a reality.

A level-headed, business-savvy company like Valve understands that now is an ideal time to jump into this market. They don't make foolhardy decisions - the company is run by some of the shrewdest minds in gaming. That being said, there is still one more announcement left. What could possibly top this? Well...

 

Friday

Valves Big Announcement Predictions

Prediction: PORTAL GUNS ARE REAL AND HALF-LIFE 3 IS FREE AND ORIGIN IS SHUTTING DOWN AND EVERY DAY IS A STEAM SALE FROM NOW ON!!

Analysis: It's gotta either be this or a new kind of Team Fortress 2 hat.

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Comic A Leaky Valve

By Andrew Bridgman / August 7, 2013

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Article Don Mattrick's First Draft of the Xbox One Update Announcement

By Andrew Bridgman / June 19, 2013

Filed Under   news   xbox   microsoft   totally for reals news   xbox one
Parents Actually Sent Kids To Therapy Over Super Nintendo

Video Parents Actually Sent Kids To Therapy Over Super Nintendo

November 15, 2012

"Video game…or video DEVIL?"

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Kid Uses WoW Skills to Save Sister

Picture Kid Uses WoW Skills to Save Sister

April 11, 2011

He forgot to pick up his loot from the encounter.

Mario Miners

Picture Mario Miners

October 18, 2010

In conclusion, the Chilean miner incident was Bowser's fault.

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