Dorkly - Filed Under "Nes"

NES Furniture

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:53:09 -0400

You may need to blow on the table to make it work.

Zelda Cartridge Ring

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:40:55 -0400

If your marriage isn't working, just blow on it.

NINPLAYDOH Entertainment System

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:30:04 -0400

Games are meant to be clayed.

Person On Facebook Is In For a Surprise

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 16:40:53 -0500

If it doesn't fit, just blow on it until you pass out.

The Ultimate Nintendo Cake

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:31:08 -0500

This will blow you away.

Average 90's Family LOVES NES Pictionary

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 17:47:05 -0500

Punk rockers, leather grannies, and nerd dads all love 8-bit boardgames.

NES Lunchbox

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 22:23:12 -0500

If it doesn't open, just blow on it for a while.

6 Horrible Truths About Super Mario Bros.

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 14:39:24 -0500

The original Super Mario Bros. for the NES is something of a Rosetta Stone for adventure games, informing virtually everything that followed it. It's a simple tale of an underdog hero overcoming impossible odds to rescue a damsel in distress from an evil monster. Pretty simple, right? Wrong. It's a tale of corruption, genocide, greed, and overflowing sewage. And Mario's the bad guy. These are the horrible truths about Super Mario Bros.
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Ninten-blow

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:31:58 -0500

It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Awesome NES Cake

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 21:31:18 -0500

And just like the real NES, you'll need to blow (candles) to make it work.