The greatest musician since UmJammer Lammy.
Gallery Goin' RetroNovember 17, 2010
They're so old school that they just call it "school."
And BattleToads is more frustrating than the other 748 combined.
Picture NES CakeOctober 12, 2010
No cartridge blowing required. Only candles.
video 8-Bit Ceelo ParodyOctober 02, 2010
Ain't that some bits? See more: //www.youtube.com/user/inversephase
I hate it when my pixels get stuck together.
Article Origin Story: PaperboyJuly 26, 2010
Atari headquarters, 1983. A group of bored game designers sit around a table.
All right, guys, I know it's been a slow day, but let's finish on a high note, okay? We just need to come up with something that kids will find fun. We were all kids once. What did you guys think was fun when you were kids? How about you, Jonathan?
Hmm I had a paper route for a while. That was pretty good.
Okay, good. What sort of stuff did you do?
Let's see I delivered papers. That was important.
Sure. What else?
Well, I delivered the papers while riding a bike.
Okay! Bike riding! Now we're getting somewhere!
I don't know. The whole biking around thing wasn't really that fun. I remember having to spend a lot mental energy just avoiding obstacles. Lots of fire hydrants and lawnmowers and bees. Also a lot of breakdancers for some reason.
Hmm. Maybe we should focus on the act of delivering the papers. You had to throw the papers at the houses, right?
And throwing stuff's pretty fun, right?
Article 11 Videogame Drinking GamesJune 29, 2010
I'll stick with the Game Genie.