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December 8, 2010- Rookie
Oh wow! The NBA!
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Yup. This is the big time.
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Wow. Maybe one day I can be the new Michael Jordan.
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Who?
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Michael Jordan. Best basketball player of all time. Ring a bell?
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Never heard of him. I think you're thinking of Scottie Pippen.
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So, anything I need to know?
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Just your typical 2 on 2.
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I'm pretty sure that's not how pro basketball works.
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And how are your 30-foot high backwards dunks?





