Newb Buffet

Picture Newb Buffet

December 02, 2010

It's really poorly run. The staff there is just learning the controls.

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Mortal Kombat Noob

Picture Mortal Kombat Noob

October 21, 2010

"I shall defend the Outerworld with my life! …Which button is low kick?"

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HAX: A Solution to Noobitus

Video HAX: A Solution to Noobitus

July 13, 2010

Call a doctor if you experience a 1337 erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

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Gamer Test Answer

Picture Gamer Test Answer

June 03, 2010

Psh, that teacher probably plays Alliance.

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Article A N00b Meets His Girlfriend's Parents

May 14, 2010
  1. Mr. Leet

    Who do you think you are bringing his kind into my house?

  2. Mrs. Leet

    Gerald, he could hear you! He just went off to the bathroom…

  3. Jessica

    Dad! He's a nice guy, really.

  4. Mr. Leet

    He's a n00b, Jessica. A n00b.

  5. Jessica

    So what? I love him!

  6. Mr. Leet

    This relationship will never work, it's got epic fail written all over it.

  7. Mrs. Leet

    Honey, he called WoW "Wordcraft."

  8. Jessica

    I don't care what you say! Ryan and I are perfect for each other.

  9. Mr. Leet

    You're a Leet, God damn it. We don't date n00bz, we pwn them!

  10. Mrs. Leet

    He's right, dear. Insolence FTL.

  11. Jessica

    This is so unfair, I wish I was never a Leet!

  12. Mr . Leet

    You bite your tongue, young lady. There are children playing third world MMO's that would KILL for your phat lewtz.

  13. Jessica

    Maybe I don't care about phat lewtz! Maybe I LIKE n00bz! Maybe I want to MARRY a n00b someday!

  14. Mr. Leet

    Over my Level 70 Rogue's temporarily dead body.

  15. Ryan

    …Mr. Leet?

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