The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
Picture Original Mortal Kombat PosterJanuary 06, 2011
The best way to sell a game is to threaten children. We call it "marketing."
The greatest finisher of all is dysentary.
Picture Sub-Zeros Party it UpNovember 19, 2010
They were kicked out for making too many ice puns.
Picture Mortal Kombat Jade CosplayNovember 18, 2010
You could ask her out, but you might get your head ripped off.
Picture Lego KombatOctober 28, 2010
Johnny Cage has been killed so many times that he can smile while having his head ripped off.
It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.
Sindel whips her hair 'round her head. Also, she murders people.