Watch this in lieu of taking "Intro to Mortal Kombat."
Violence has never looked this beautiful.
video Mortal Kombat 9 PreviewFebruary 10, 2011
You're not gonna need a blood code.
original Dorkly Bits: Mortal Kombat PervertJanuary 19, 2011
Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.
"Haha, we have fun. Seriously though, this game is about beating people to death."
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
Picture Original Mortal Kombat PosterJanuary 06, 2011
The best way to sell a game is to threaten children. We call it "marketing."
The greatest finisher of all is dysentary.
Picture Sub-Zeros Party it UpNovember 19, 2010
They were kicked out for making too many ice puns.
Picture Mortal Kombat Jade CosplayNovember 18, 2010
You could ask her out, but you might get your head ripped off.