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He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
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So I told her, "get over here!"
Classic Scorpion did she get over there?
Maybe you should stop yelling it like a murderer.
Scorpion! I have come to slay you!
Impossible! I have already slain you!
Don't you guys, like, kill each other all the time?
Can their friendship survive murdering each other?
They've been playing too many violent videogames.
GET OVER HERE! And watch this hilarious video!
It's nothing like the movies. That's a good thing.
Pacman's best kill screen yet.
He may not have any cool special powers, but he makes up for it by wearing sunglasses.