They spit more acid than Reptile.
They just got bumped up to a "Mature" rating.
original Dorkly Bits: Mortal Kombat SitcomMay 24, 2011
They're going to kill you .with laughter!
There is nothing more serious in this world than Mortal Kombat. Nothing.
"Cool cover. Ice job." Sub-Zero
Picture Mortal Kombat Bumper StickerMay 18, 2011
I think you've confused that for something you should be proud of.
original Dorkly Bits: Noob Saibot is a NoobMay 16, 2011
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
Article Mortal Kombat Is Confusing
So I told her, "get over here!"
Classic Scorpion did she get over there?
Maybe you should stop yelling it like a murderer.
Scorpion! I have come to slay you!
Impossible! I have already slain you!
Don't you guys, like, kill each other all the time?