original Sub-Zero's Glasses Are BrokenMay 15, 2012
You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.
The problem with this place is you're hungry again an hour later, and also you got disemboweled by a four-armed giant.
original Sub-Zero Stays DizzyMay 05, 2012
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
They're even hotter when they're eating you and spitting out your bones.
Because pictures of tough magic ninjas are always an acceptable substitute for biceps.
ROUND 3! BREAK IT DOWN!
original Mortal Kombat Security GuardMarch 05, 2012
If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.
You don't need be Shang Tsung to transform into a drunk idiot.
Picture That's So RaidenFebruary 01, 2012
What will that wacky thunder god get up to next?