How else can you to make 300 pages last forever?
First off all, I'm pretty sure this whole 'Middle Earth' thing is fake.
Picture Middle Earth DressFebruary 08, 2013
Fellowship of nine, lookin' so fine, wanna destroy the one ring? Son, get in line.
Rarely, if ever, should they be allowed to pass.
Article 8 Middle Earth PSAs
Video Literal Hobbit TrailerNovember 30, 2012
Return to Middle Earth. Literally.
"Uh, I better map out our route a few more times. No, I can do it alone."