Picture Zero Suit Samus Googles HerselfJanuary 23, 2013
Other videogame characters that should not Google themselves: Sonic, every single Pokemon, Princess Peach, and literally every single videogame character ever.
Picture The Ultimate Nintendo Mash-UpNovember 21, 2012
The Legend of Metroid Bros. would have saved everyone a lot of time as kids.
Picture Metroid RevelationOctober 23, 2012
Should have paid more attention when Samus kept saying she needed to get some tampons after this.
Picture Zero Suit Samus CosplayOctober 01, 2012
Why wear protective armor when you have skintight spandex?
Picture Master Chief Meets SamusSeptember 07, 2012
If you can't ball with the best, get off Zebes!
Picture Incredible Metroid CosplayAugust 27, 2012
This cosplay (cos)works.
She's chiller than the Ice Beam.
Video Metroid Lore in a MinuteJuly 26, 2012
Spoiler: no one knows why Samus wears a bikini.
Just like in my fan fiction, except without Pokemon and Dr. Who.