Article Max Payne's Morning Schedule
6:00 Wake up, hungover from a night of drinking whiskey and remembering painful memories.
6:01 Vomit, providing melancholy narration between hurls.
6:15 Breakfast! Half a grapefruit, some Raisin Bran, and a handle of the cheapest whiskey available.
6:45 Stare mournfully at a photo of Mona and Rose
6:55 Stare joyfully at a photo of the handle of whiskey he just drank
Two best friends play the story of the world's drunkest, saddest man.
You end up pretty relaxed when you take the number of painkillers he does.
Yahtzee dives right in.