If Mario Were As Gritty As Max Payne

Picture If Mario Were As Gritty As Max Payne

June 10, 2013

I save princesses – but who will save them from a-me?

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Max Paynopolis

Video Max Paynopolis

May 15, 2013

No Paynopolis, no gain(opolis).

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Videogame Beat Down

Video Videogame Beat Down

December 11, 2012

Eat your heart out, Smash Bros.

Article Max Payne's Morning Schedule

By Andrew Bridgman / November 27, 2012

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6:00 – Wake up, hungover from a night of drinking whiskey and remembering painful memories.

6:01 – Vomit, providing melancholy narration between hurls.

6:15 – Breakfast! Half a grapefruit, some Raisin Bran, and a handle of the cheapest whiskey available.

6:45 – Stare mournfully at a photo of Mona and Rose

6:55 – Stare joyfully at a photo of the handle of whiskey he just drank

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A Day in the Life of Max Payne

Video A Day in the Life of Max Payne

June 28, 2012

The only things on his to-do list are "pick up more whiskey" and "regret stuff."

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Max Payne: The Chill of Max Payne

Video Max Payne: The Chill of Max Payne

June 13, 2012

You end up pretty relaxed when you take the number of painkillers he does.

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Zero Punctuation: Max Payne 3

Video Zero Punctuation: Max Payne 3

June 11, 2012

Yahtzee dives right in.

Comic Max Payne's New Look

By Julia Lepetit and Caldwell Tanner / May 16, 2012

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Comic Sensitivity Adjustments

By Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman / May 14, 2012

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