Article Max Payne's Morning Schedule
6:00 – Wake up, hungover from a night of drinking whiskey and remembering painful memories.
6:01 – Vomit, providing melancholy narration between hurls.
6:15 – Breakfast! Half a grapefruit, some Raisin Bran, and a handle of the cheapest whiskey available.
6:45 – Stare mournfully at a photo of Mona and Rose
6:55 – Stare joyfully at a photo of the handle of whiskey he just drank
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