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6:00 Wake up, hungover from a night of drinking whiskey and remembering painful memories.
6:01 Vomit, providing melancholy narration between hurls.
6:15 Breakfast! Half a grapefruit, some Raisin Bran, and a handle of the cheapest whiskey available.
6:45 Stare mournfully at a photo of Mona and Rose
6:55 Stare joyfully at a photo of the handle of whiskey he just drank
The only things on his to-do list are "pick up more whiskey" and "regret stuff."
You end up pretty relaxed when you take the number of painkillers he does.
Yahtzee dives right in.