Picture Hey Kids, Stomp the Goombas!October 28, 2013
Note to self: try and be six years old in time for next birthday.
Picture DIY Boo BalloonsOctober 25, 2013
They're so cute, I just can't turn my back on them.
Picture How to Make Pizza 1-UpsOctober 24, 2013
Now we know why Mario stays so chubby despite the fact that he runs everywhere.
He's like the Walt Disney of videogames, and the Steven Spielberg of delightful facial expressions.
Picture Mario Gets Too Much SunOctober 17, 2013
In Super Mario Bros. 3, you can kill the sun by kicking a turtle shell at it, thus making Mario the most powerful videogame protagonist of all time.
Picture Attack on BowserOctober 16, 2013
The only way to kill him is by slashing the back of his neck. Or drop him into some lava. Either way.
Picture Smells Like NintendoOctober 07, 2013
"... but where's Mario's penis?" asked the adult man, as he realized what a bizarre farce his life had become.
Picture Luigi's Player One From Now OnOctober 04, 2013
"From now on, every year's the year of Luigi..."
It's so beautiful, I just want to smash it with my head...