Okay everyone, let's-a sit down. Now we all know-a why we're here. We're-a getting sick of fighting like a thousand enemies apiece with-a no help.
He's right, it sucks. It's even worse for those of us who can only be hit one time. We need to group together and sweep through everything, one world at a time.
But Sonic, you already have help-
(angry whisper) Dammit Tails, how many times to I have to tell you, you speak when spoken to.
Okay, each of us has-a skills that will come in handy for the group.
- Master Chief
I can get behind the wheel of literally any vehicle and pilot it with ease. You need a wheelman, I'm your guy.
I can run really fast. I could scout for the group.
- Mega Man
I'm a pretty good tinkerer. I can make something useful out of what's basically scraps from destroyed robots, so I could do gadgets.
- Sam Fisher
I have a knack for getting into places unnoticed. I could gather intel, or sabotage a place.
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