Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
Well, okay-wait, what?
Another castle? You mean there's more than one castle?
Because a castle is a pretty big deal. I was all "well, here's the castle! And a boss battle! Game over". Seemed pretty final.
We have a lot of castles.
What kind of housing market exclusively has castles? And I have to return Princess Peach to her castle
Everyone has a castle!
Not me. I live in Brooklyn. Luigi sometimes goes hungry.
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Man, I knew I should have seen Godfather III.
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I always thought Nintendo characters looked a little blocky.
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Queen, meet the princess.
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This is what happens when someone takes a warp pipe out of the Death Star.
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Once Boo got the courage to look people in the eye, it was all over.
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Sorry Carl, but our stripper is in another club.
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In conclusion, the Chilean miner incident was Bowser's fault.