The Toadfather

Picture The Toadfather

October 22, 2010

Man, I knew I should have seen Godfather III.

Filed Under   mario   art   the godfather
His & Hers Mario Tattoos

Picture His & Hers Mario Tattoos

October 21, 2010

Fun Fact: The princess can't be in another castle if you tattoo her on your body.

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Article More Than Mario Bargained For

October 20, 2010
  1. Toad

    Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

  2. Mario

    Well, okay-wait, what?

  3. Toad


  4. Mario

    Another castle? You mean there's more than one castle?

  5. Toad

  6. Mario

    Because a castle is a pretty big deal. I was all "well, here's the castle! And a boss battle! Game over". Seemed pretty final.

  7. Toad

    We have a lot of castles.

  8. Mario

    What kind of housing market exclusively has castles? And I have to return Princess Peach to her castle…

  9. Toad

    Everyone has a castle!

  10. Mario

    Not me. I live in Brooklyn. Luigi sometimes goes hungry.

  11. Toad

    Only Luigi?

Filed Under   conversations   mario

Article Mario's Weakness

October 19, 2010

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Lego Mario and Mega Man

Picture Lego Mario and Mega Man

October 19, 2010

I always thought Nintendo characters looked a little blocky.

Filed Under   megaman   mario   art
Mario Covers Queen

video Mario Covers Queen

October 19, 2010

Queen, meet the princess.

Filed Under   queen   mario   music

Picture Mariotrooper

October 19, 2010

This is what happens when someone takes a warp pipe out of the Death Star.

Mario Busters

Picture Mario Busters

October 19, 2010

Once Boo got the courage to look people in the eye, it was all over.

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Aqua Teen Hunger Bros.

Picture Aqua Teen Hunger Bros.

October 20, 2010

Sorry Carl, but our stripper is in another club.

Mario Miners

Picture Mario Miners

October 18, 2010

In conclusion, the Chilean miner incident was Bowser's fault.

Filed Under   news   mario