It's no Donkey Kong Country for old men.
Picture Super Mario BusJuly 12, 2013
Public transportation: the real world's warp whistle.
Picture Mario Latte ArtJuly 12, 2013
Don't talk to me in the morning until I've had my Fire Flower.
I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess keeps her cash in another castle.
Picture Princess Peach, Simpsons-izedJuly 03, 2013
Eh, she stopped being worth saving after World 9.
Ironically, you'd need to be high on mushrooms to wear this.
It almost makes the idea of a death-race in space on a rainbow seem not horrifying.
Picture A Very Mario HaircutJune 24, 2013
Business in front, Mario Party in the back.
Video The Mario RapJune 24, 2013
Spittin' more fire than a piranha plant.
Mario has a lot more secrets than just whistles.