Video Mario Warfare (Part 4)August 28, 2013
The first rule of Smash Club is you do not use items. Duh.
Not bat for an out-of-shape plumber battling turtles.
Comic Mario X-Treme Sports
Even back then, we all knew it sounded like 8 clones of a bearded guy.
Video Mario Works ItAugust 08, 2013
He's just doing it to pay for plumbing school.
Picture Horrifying Mario FacepaintAugust 07, 2013
"It's a-me YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE."
Get in the way of his 1-Up, and you're going down.
You must be THIS old to appreciate this gif. (holds up a very, very old stick)
Picture Super Mario Cat ComplexJuly 29, 2013
Now where's the litter-pipe?