Article Luigi Has Had Enough
November 10, 2010
- Mario
Hey nerd.
- Luigi
Mario, I am sick of your attitude.
- Mario
Psh. Whatever. I'm a hero, okay? You're a side-kick.
- Luigi
Listen, I conquered a haunted mansion. Why does no one remember that? I saved your life from ghosts.
- Mario
Hey bro, I was too busy exploring the galaxy, right? Am I right?
- Luigi
You can't even hurt Boos man. I've seen you, with fire-flowers, stars, nothing. I eradicated a haunted mansion while you were Super Mario Sunshine-ing.
- Mario
Yeah, well-
- Luigi
Super Mario Sunshine? Come on. That sounds like an off-brand poorly translated detergent.
- Mario
Woah, bro. Slow clap for that.
- Luigi
Okay, seriously man, you're just being a jerk. You always do that,
- Mario
Jealous much, dweeb?
- Luigi
Keep pushing me, Mario. Keep going.
- Mario
What are you gonna do? Oh, and even Wario's had some games, you know. And no one likes Wario.
- Luigi
Hey Mario, where do you think all the Koopa Kids come from?
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