Article Luigi Has Had EnoughNovember 10, 2010
Mario, I am sick of your attitude.
Psh. Whatever. I'm a hero, okay? You're a side-kick.
Listen, I conquered a haunted mansion. Why does no one remember that? I saved your life from ghosts.
Hey bro, I was too busy exploring the galaxy, right? Am I right?
You can't even hurt Boos man. I've seen you, with fire-flowers, stars, nothing. I eradicated a haunted mansion while you were Super Mario Sunshine-ing.
Super Mario Sunshine? Come on. That sounds like an off-brand poorly translated detergent.
Woah, bro. Slow clap for that.
Okay, seriously man, you're just being a jerk. You always do that,
Jealous much, dweeb?
Keep pushing me, Mario. Keep going.
What are you gonna do? Oh, and even Wario's had some games, you know. And no one likes Wario.
Hey Mario, where do you think all the Koopa Kids come from?
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