He's like Mozart if Mozart were blind and into videogames.
Picture Brutal Sonic vs. Mario TattooFebruary 10, 2011
The console wars take a considerably darker turn.
Picture Goomba CookiesFebruary 09, 2011
The cookie version is actually more effective at stopping a fat Italian plumber in his tracks.
iPhone horns are a lot like Nintendo cartridges. You need to blow on it to get them to work.
No instruments, just warp pipes.
Undead goombas are twice as dangerous.
The worlds are so pretty, you won't want to use the warp whistle.
He's really talented at being terrible.